vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

image

(Source: officialvergilsparda)

stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

(Source: stability)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy)

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